HairyHammer 10:07 Sat Jul 18
If you had the biggest penis in the world would you be a dick.
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Would you constantly brag about it, walk into bars and approach beautiful women with the confidence of an American Boxer who has 6 world titles at different weights or would you become a Porn star and try to capitalise because of it..
Maybe it would inhibit you and make you feel like a freak, one thing is for sure it would change any man one way or the other, even if the equipment they had was defective to probably 95% of all women.
I cannot lie I think I would be stupid as a young man with such a situation and would try to show it off to every woman that would allow me to do so and the confidence would go to my head hopefully the one that needed it most, LOL.
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PardewsBanjoString
8:32 Sun Jul 19
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Nurse Ratched,
Without doubt the biggest bullshitter on this site.
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Hugh Monteith
7:00 Sun Jul 19
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Big and full of life and could bare the names of the all the Hammers players plus pre war
So I am told by my taiwanese friend Amethyst.
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Nurse Ratched
2:21 Sun Jul 19
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In theory, but I haven't heard from her in years.
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MrCrowmanSir
1:43 Sun Jul 19
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Are you still mates with her Nurse?
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SilverSurfer
1:33 Sun Jul 19
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working in the industries that I have,
having a shower at the end of the shift is mandatory.
The fellas with the really big cocks always seemed a bit, stupid / Thick.
Maybe I'm jealous, who knows.
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joe royal
12:23 Sun Jul 19
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Link to 6 foot friend please
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HairyHammer
11:59 Sat Jul 18
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Nurse Ratched
Chief totem pole eh.
I am Chief Ice lolly stick
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HairySpotter
11:58 Sat Jul 18
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On the one hand Jeremy Beadle had a big cock but on the other..............................................
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Hammer and Pickle
11:58 Sat Jul 18
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Sorry.
Don't get it.
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Nurse Ratched
11:56 Sat Jul 18
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Arf! Very good.
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Annony
11:55 Sat Jul 18
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My dear old nan gawd bless used to say whenever some bloke pissed her off, "He thinks he's a big cock"!
I realised some years later that she was referring to the other cock.
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cholo
11:54 Sat Jul 18
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Nurse wrote...
he reveals an interest (weird, silly obsession) with native american indian culture.
Did you say "you're going to have someone eye out with that, massive cock lolling from side to side".
Then he said "how did you know my native American name?".
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HairyHammer
11:50 Sat Jul 18
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Hammer and Pickle
I am not a jealous man but I agree.
Anything over 7 inches should be lopped off.
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BRANDED
11:43 Sat Jul 18
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There's nothing normal about life. Its a FALLACy.
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Hammer and Pickle
11:40 Sat Jul 18
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What about those of us with normal-sized peni?
I'd say those with bits over a certain size ought to have them ceremonially lopped off by sharia law not to excite the ire of the normal sized among us.
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Nurse Ratched
11:34 Sat Jul 18
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Every no brings you closer to a yes.
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BRANDED
11:33 Sat Jul 18
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He was clearly trying
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bruuuno
11:32 Sat Jul 18
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fair play to him for trying
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Nurse Ratched
11:32 Sat Jul 18
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Just took off his clothes as soon as we got into his room, saying he always walks about with no clothes on in his own place. To be fair, I do too sometimes...IF I'M ON MY OWN.
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BRANDED
11:27 Sat Jul 18
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Did he whip it out in a moment of proudness?
I never trust men with large peni
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Nurse Ratched
11:25 Sat Jul 18
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Yes, clearly I deserved a good raping.
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